Join 80’s Basement from Noon to 2PM in the Ballroom for a superbly curated selection of vinyl.

Meet Jeff and Ken, two temporal refugees who accidentally locked themselves inside a 1984 time capsule and flat-out refused to call for help. While the rest of the world embraced Bluetooth and streaming, these two stayed behind in a wood-paneled subterranean kingdom to guard the sacred holy trinity: cold Mickey’s Big Mouths, a fresh pack of Swisher Sweets, and original vinyl pressings cranked loud enough to rattle the lava lamp. Bathed in the warm glow of silver-face stereo VU meters and surrounded by wall-to-wall shag carpet, they spend their days arguing over whether the Michael Stanley Band's Strike Up the Band beats Donnie Iris screaming "Ah! Leah!", all while keeping a nod ready for Red Rider's "Lunatic Fringe" when the mood turns edgy. With a brick-sized cordless phone waiting on a call from a long-defunct video store, Jeff and Ken aren't just stuck in the past—they’re running a hilarious, high-decibel NE Ohio resistance movement against the modern age.